thesixillusions

How Altair introduced Maria to the rest of the assassins

  • Altair: Hello my assassins. I have returned from my mission in Cyprus. I am glad to be back home in Masyaf
  • Assassins: Ah welcome back Mentor safety and peace
  • Altair: I also brought a woman with me. *points to Maria*
  • Assassins: Wow she is very beautiful and lovely what is her name
  • Altair: She is Maria
  • Assassins: It is a pleasure to meet her how wonderful
  • Altair: She is English
  • Assassins: I thought we were enemies with the English
  • Altair: She is also a Templar soldier
  • Assassins:
  • Altair: She is also pregnant with my child
  • Assassins:
  • Altair:
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  • Altair:
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  • Maria: ayyyyy lmao
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taint3ed:

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What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

"Nigga, what’s class?"

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Like father like son

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snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

i cant tell if this is the cutest thing ever or scariest

scariest, definitely scariest

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rainbowsandfood:

Literally my favorite vine of all time

this is me

pce luv tacos

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What is life, o my god

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voodouqueen:

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taint3ed:

vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

"Nigga, what’s class?"

LMAOOOOOOO

ME IN HS IRL